In 6 days, I will be turning 20. Having sown very few wild oats during my teenage years, this is a frightening prospect. I've decided to find things to do that will help take the edge off the transition, such as making random lists. Behold the first list in all its glory.

A decade of rock: A retrospective of the music I've been listening to for the past 10 years...The good, the bad, and the ugly.

Disc 1
Elementary School (Age 10-12)
1. Head Over Feet - Alanis Morrisette
2. Tubthumping - Chumbawumba
3. Millennium - Robbie Williams
4. Stop - Spice Girls
5. Longview - Green Day
6. Spiderwebs - No Doubt
7. Alternative Polka - Weird Al
8. Fly - Sugar Ray
9. Got The Life - Korn
10. Jumper - Third Eye Blind
High School, part 1 (Age 13-15)
11. Rearranged - Limp Bizkit
12. Dammit - Blink 182
13. Penguins & Polar Bears - Millencolin
14. In Repair - Our Lady Peace
15. I Won't Spend Another Night Alone - The Ataris
16. Promise - Eve 6
17. Brand New Low - Treble Charger
18. Sell Out - Reel Big Fish
19. I Hear You Calling - Gob
20. Blind - Face To Face

Disc 2
High School, part 2 (Age 16-17)
1. Sink To The Beat - Cursive
2. Back and to the Left - Texas Is The Reason
3. A Dozen Roses - Braid
4. Crush - Jimmy Eat World
5. The Difference - Big D and the Kids Table
6. Punk Rock Princess - Something Corporate
7. My Favourite Accident - Motion City Soundtrack
8. Clone High Theme Song - Abandoned Pools
9. Idioteque - Radiohead
10. Worked Up So Sexual - The Faint
Contemporary Jams (Age 18-present)
11. Cambaz - Mor Ve Otesi
12. Canima Minnet - Serdar Ortac
13. Call On Me - Eric Prydz
14. One Great City! - The Weakerthans
15. Fated - Matthew Good Band
16. Tres Bien - Le Tigre
17. Disorder - Joy Division
18. Embassy Row - Pavement
19. Dead Womb - Death From Above 1979
20. The Blue Lung - Think About Life

what the fucking hell is going on?

THERESA GUIHAN THERESA GUIHAN THERESA GUIHAN THERESA GUIHAN

Apparently, the review I wrote for Bedlam Society entitled "Crazy Horse" which actually has very little to do with horses, crazy or otherwise, has been picked up by some web site that may or may not have to do with beastiality. I'm praying that this was done based only on the unfortunate name of the article rather than something I might have done whilst intoxicated. Just kidding. Anyhow, I figure if I write my name enough times in this blog entry, this will pop up instead or sketchy pages about impure acts with horses and my name will be clear once again.

OR WILL IT?

THERESA GUIHAN THERESA GUIHAN THERESA GUIHAN

Yes, the rumours you've heard are true: the one and only Christine "McFeely" Elie and I are moving in together. Where? Not a clue. When? God only knows. But the hunt for cheap, safe housing has begun and I'm tempted to say that my white haired pal and I are making excellent headway. I know what you're asking. "Will there be parties?" Maybe. "Will they be any good?" Hey, what the Hell are you implying? "Well, you're kind of lame, and Christine will be in university so she'll be studying a lot and-" Hey fuck you you're not invited to my apartment. Jackass!

Things I love right now:

1) "Liason" by Kill Me Tomorrow
2) my new polka dotted zebra shoes
3) Christine
4) Christine's nipples
5) Borat
6) "Slippery Dick" by Peaches
7) my job

That is all. If you did not make this list, try harder next time.

Two days until the Peaches concert. I have big things planned. Big THIGH things planned. Also looking for a kind soul to come see Mindless Self Indulgence with me. Sherri's got her plane ticket to Montreal all booked, thus I am jazzed. I need ideas for what to do with my guests.

I recently purchased the Montreal Lonely Planet guide book and quickly realized 2 things:

1) Montreal has a lot of cool fucking shit to do
2) I have done very little cool fucking shit in Montreal.

Next time I complain about being bored, punch me.